Dear NCAA

Thanks for stopping by Chapel Hill! We hope you enjoyed your stay at the Sienna, picked up a little memento at Johnny T-shirt, had a nice guacamole burger at Spanky's, and maybe even scored some Time Out chicken for that late night paper work! Yes, NCAA, Chapel Hill is beautiful, but if you want to check out some REAL degradation....let me show you a map and direct you 8 miles up the road to Durham! Have a safe trip! Bye bye now (smiling, waving, and LOCKING THE DOOR)!